There was a young fellow named Brett An excellent student I’ll bet He worked hard at college And hoped to gain knowledge But gained just a mountain of debt There was a professor named George Young peoples’ minds he helped forge But the college turned left Of wisdom bereft From the faculty George was disgorged George thought he’d go out for tea At the counter whom did he see? In an apron was Brett Serving drinks without let A barista with a degree Brett continued his studies online Employable skills seemed just fine He improved his position Without paying tuition Or owing the college a dime
Applications to college went down
The professors developed a frown
Their egos were stung
Who’ll brainwash the young?
Who'll teach CRT and dumb down?
Young people needed more clout
The internet gave them an out
No indoctrination
Just self-education
Think for themselves, give a shout!
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