Breaking News: Los Angeles City Council president and at least one other member propose banning non-vaccinated people from all retail stores, including grocery stores. Apparently these fanatics believe that unless these people can find vaccinated people to buy groceries for them, they can try to live on expensive, unhealthful food items from Amazon. Or they can starve to death. A little power corrupts these extremists absolutely.

Oh wait, what’s that music I hear in the distance? It’s so far away I can’t make it out. But it seems to be coming closer. Soon I’ll be able to identify it clearly.