Do you really believe agents could spend 10 hours pawing through your home, your safe, and your wife’s clothing, and not find a “crime”? A knife 1/4 inch too long, a gun with one wrong digit of serial number on record, a tax deduction without a receipt, a mattress without a tag, an overdue library book?

In free countries, the police  investigate a crime to find the person responsible. In unfree countries, the police investigate a person to find a crime. Well, which are we?