Can’t make this worse than actually quoting. Federal Government too busy imprisoning Jan. 6 suspects without trial, and sending FBI after protesting parents, to help victims of derailment and toxic spill.

“FEMA declined to help because East Palestine isn’t eligible for disaster assistance, Gov. DeWine spokesperson Dan Tierney said on Feb. 16. FEMA said the derailment and subsequent chemical spill and controlled burn that sent toxic chemicals into the air don’t qualify as a traditional disaster, such as a tornado or hurricane, he added.”