Men give birth. Biological males belong in women’s sports. Young children need Drag Queen Story Hour. The military should be woke. Electric cars and trucks are good for the environment. Wind farms and solar can give all the power we need. Soon we’ll be eating bugs. Beer drinkers like a trans on the can.

Of all these and many more absurdities, the only one we dare to challenge is the last. No, beer drinkers don’t want an image of a trans on the can. We are required to parrot all the others not despite the fact that they are absurd, but BECAUSE they are absurd. If we can be forced to repeat what we know is absurd, we are indeed no longer citizens but slaves. Have a nice day.