• The price of a box of Girl Scout cookies has risen from $5 last year to $6. But don’t let that fool you – inflation has been conquered.
• People you know have been carjacked or assaulted. But don’t let that fool you –  crime is down.
• San Franciscans leave windows open in their parked cars so thieves won’t break them. But don’t let that fool you – streets are safer.
• Food and fuel costs are up. But don’t let that fool you – they aren’t counted in “cost of living.” Just don’t try living without food or fuel.
• He may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don’t let that fool you – he really is an idiot. [Groucho Marx]

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/girl-scouts-cookies-prices/2023/09/29/id/1136426/