Lessons Learned
“Americans dropped nukes on Japan twice and now they‘re best friends. Americans defended Europeans for free the past 80 years and they are the most ungrateful pricks imaginable.” Why?
A baby bird fell out of the nest and was shivering in the snow. A man came by, saw the poor creature, looked around for something warm, and put the little bird in a steaming cow pie.
Soon the little bird felt warm and began to sing. A cat came along, heard the singing, and ate the little bird.
Lessons:
1) The one who puts you into the poop may not be your enemy.
2) The one who pulls you out of the poop may not be your friend.
3) In any case, keep your mouth shut.
