Guacamole For Me
When I was in Spanish class, the professor told me to say “I’m going to see the lawyer.” I said, “Voy a ver el avogado.” The professor said, “It’s not German, it’s Spanish, say the consonants lightly.”
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So I tried. But he replied, “Oh, you’re going to see the avocado? You’ll save a lot of money, but it won’t keep you out of jail.” Now, whenever I see guacamole, I tell my wife, “I’m going to see the avocado.”
