Lady Gaga Dog Thief Released

By | April 10, 2022 | 0 Comments
Man steals Lady Gaga’s French bulldog, shoots dog walker. Dog found, dog walker has part of lung removed. Criminal charged with attempted murder, released by mistake. Imagine how Lady Gaga and the dog walker feel with criminal roaming free.
People claim the current crime wave is like the Old West. Wrong. In the Old West citizens were armed. Now only criminals are armed. This is called progress.

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