Front page LA Times: “Say a prayer for Texas public schools.” Suppose I wanted to pray that parents not have the choice of schools for their kids, and be forced to send them to woke public schools. To whom would I pray? To Moloch, who demanded child sacrifice? He would approve of gender surgery and puberty blockers.

Or I could pray to Huitzilopochtli, Aztec god who required human sacrifice. Would that be diverse enough? What about Thor, Norse god of thunder? That would show my environmentalism. Or how about just giving parents school choice and omitting the phony prayers? Now there’s a plan.