Biden says “Democracy is on the ballot.” But he’s a piker. Pelosi says “The planet is on the ballot.” But even she is small-minded. What about the galaxy? Who do they think they are, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Only they can save us? File under D for Delusional.

Granted, Pelosi doesn’t specify which planet she is referring to. It may be the planet Mongo, where Flash Gordon and Dale Arden fought with space aliens. That was very popular when Pelosi was young. It may not be the planet Earth at all.