When a cheating husband tires of his wife, he replaces her with a younger, more compliant one. Isn’t that exactly what our government is doing? Look at the crowds of immigrants at our southern border. Compare them to average Americans on the street. They are younger, less educated, less able to get well-paying jobs, more compliant, more accustomed to corrupt and overbearing politicians – and more likely to vote Democratic.

That’s what our current government resembles: An overweight, middle-aged, balding jerk looking for a younger, less educated, more compliant woman to replace his wife of 20 years. File under U for Unfaithful. Cross-file under B for Broken vows.