Yes, it’s fake news from the Babylon Bee. But it typifies so much of what’s going on today: Unreasonable, illogical, self-contradictory rules from competing “experts.” Time for an intervention. Count to 10, take a deep breath, and try a bit of common sense, perhaps? You know, what enabled grandpa to never go to college, serve in the Army, support a family, and live to 93 without being vaxxed and boosted.