• 17 Nobel Prize economists say Trump’s plan will cause more inflation, while Biden’s plan will cause inflation to ease. Biden became president Jan. 20, 2021. But the current inflation has nothing to do with him or with the profligate spending he encouraged. No, somehow Trump is to blame.

• 51 intelligence experts claimed that Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian propaganda. Yes, that laptop, the one that Biden’s prosecutors just introduced as evidence in court. Yes, that laptop, the one that the FBI had in its hands all that time.

• Mainstream media and leftist gurus describe how Biden won Thursday’s debate and shows incredible mental acuity, while Trump lost the debate and shows definite evidence of dementia. The stories are being written as we speak. Only problem: Today is Wednesday.

Oh yes, trust the “experts.” Doing more of what caused inflation will cure inflation. The laptop everyone knows is real was a Russian hoax. Biden won the debate that hasn’t happened yet. Experts? Experts at what? Braying loudly?

For that I don’t need them. I can buy a real donkey, that is harder working and more warm hearted than they could ever be. And unlike the “experts,” he didn’t have to make a jackass of himself. Nature did it for him.