This tee shirt is a sarcastic version of the film “Weekend at Bernie’s,” in which two idiots prop up a wonderfully flexible “corpse” to hide his death and make a business deal go through.

It doesn’t matter if I buy one of these shirts. It doesn’t matter if you buy one. But it matters if a shirt is bought by Putin, or Xi, or Kim, or the ayatollah, or the heads of Hamas or Hezbollah. It matters a very great deal. Weakness attracts violent bullies like old peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches attract ants if we are lucky, and rats if we are not. Those who foisted this “Bernie” on us must bear the moral responsibility for the consequences.