Cats And Dogs Disappearing? Wait, What?

Internet reports: Hundreds of undocumented Haitian migrants were pushed by the U.S. Government into Springfield, Ohio. They are accused of taking pet cats and dogs, and either (1) eating them, or (2) using them for voodoo sacrifices. Watch this video:

https://x.com/i/status/1834111235270357441

No doubt, such reports are racist, and xenophobic, and paranoid, and delusional, and pro-Trump’s border wall, and disgustingly MAGA, and ridiculous, and absurd,  and insane, and Nazi-like, and whatever other negative adjectives you can find in the thesaurus.

But as the video suggests, only one question remains, because few are honest enough to ask it:

Are the reports true?

Migrants may come with suitcases, and duffel bags, and backpacks, or without them. But in any case, they always come with baggage. It is our solemn duty to discover what that baggage is.