Breaking: National Guard Troop Dies Of Wounds

Breaking: Twenty-year-old Specialist Sarah Beckstrom died of wounds received while on duty with the West Virginia National Guard, patrolling the streets of Washington not far from the White House. Staff Sergeant Andrew Wolfe remains in critical condition.

Revealingly, the alleged murderer is an Afghan national who is reported to have aided American forces. He was in this country as an asylum seeker but had overstayed his visa. This is how he repaid his hosts.

“You can’t buy loyalty. You can only rent it on a day-to-day basis.” – Frederick Forsyth (paraphrase)