But wait, you say. This is cute, but with all the important things happening, why waste time on it? I disagree. One of the important things, perhaps the most important, is to deflate the puffed-up, politically correct, self-anointed gurus of wokeism by poking holes in their hot-air balloon of pomposity.

The dog is an animal. So are we, say the progressives. If the dog doesn’t need to announce his pronouns, why do we? If the dog is either male or female, why aren’t we? What could be more important than that?