• Progressive: Go back to the threadbare ideas of Karl Marx, who wrote the Communist Manifesto in 1848, hardly late-breaking news.
• Socialism: When you put your hands into your own pockets only when it’s very, very cold.
• Misinformation: Anything we disagree with today. Next week it may be different. The point is to intimidate you into agreeing, no matter the changes or self-contradictions.
• Disinformation: See above.
• Democracy: Rule by us, the self-anointed elite, over you, the ignorant, unwashed peasants too stupid to know what is good for you.
• Censorship: Removing pornography from school libraries.
• Free speech: Banning anything we disagree with from social media.
• Education: Indoctrinating young people to be good little woke followers of us, the self-anointed elite. Reading, writing, math, science, and history are merely outdated relics of White supremacy and can be ignored.
• Election denial: Questioning elections when we win is evidence of criminality and possible mental illness.
• Election verification: Questioning elections when we lose is evidence of intelligence and good citizenship.

Note: This dictionary is online only, so it can be altered whenever we wish. No printed copies exist to reveal the changes. Screenshots are strictly forbidden.

By order of: Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment