Saturday Night Live had a skit about floor cleaner that doubled as dessert topping. But racism is the real all-purpose excuse. Five Black officers beat a Black driver to death? Racism. Global temperature rises 1.5 degrees? Racism. Fuel prices rise everywhere? Racism. Yeah, sure. No need to look for real solutions to real problems. Just parrot “racism” and sit back down on the couch, sip your beer, munch snacks, and feel good about yourself while doing absolutely nothing useful. What a deal!