https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/aug/29/deadly-stabbing-teen-girls-dispute-over-sauce-pack/

Possible remedies: 1) More equitable distribution of sauce packets. 2) Study of intersectionality of hamburger sauce. 3) Sauce control laws. 4) More gender identity classes for 6-yr-olds. 5) “Thou shalt not murder.” Choose one. But choose wisely. Lives depend on it.