CA power grid stretched thin after closure of power plants fueled by natural gas. coal, and nuclear. Gov. Newsom plans to relieve shortage by reopening closed plants. Alternate plan: Squeeze his hair and recover thousands of gallons of Pennzoil 20/50.

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – APRIL 06: California Gov. Gavin Newsom speaks during a news conference after touring the vaccination clinic at City College of San Francisco on April 06, 2021 in San Francisco, California. California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced that the state of California has administered over 20 million vaccinations and currently has the lowest positivity rate in the United States. The governor also announced that California is on track for a full reopening by June 15th with continued mask wearing and people getting vaccinated. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)