What To Do With Trump? The Whitey Bulger Method

James “Whitey” Bulger was head of Boston’s Irish mob, the Winter Hill Gang. He was responsible for numerous murders. But he helped the FBI bring down the Boston Mafia, thereby eliminating Bulger’s chief competition.

But eventually the FBI tired of Bulger and he fled. For years he lived in California under an assumed name, with many guns and a great deal of cash concealed in the apartment walls. Because of a tip he was arrested and sent to prison for life. He lived in a federal prison for years with no problems, despite being in his 80s and in a wheelchair.

Then he was transferred to another prison, for unclear reasons. That prison happened to contain a Mafia enforcer. That man enlisted two helpers, then beat Bulger to death in his wheelchair. Bulger was said to be unrecognizable, and his eyes were almost gouged out. Some people have long memories. Mafia bosses are among these people.

So the solution to the Trump problem is clear. Send him to a prison where the right people are housed. Keep him in the general population (GenPop), not in protective custody. Prevent the Secret Service from guarding him, although federal law requires them to do so. Then express profound regret and blame a White supremacist prison gang. Call them the Aryan Idiots, for all it matters

If you have a sense of history, you can refer to this as the Final Solution of the Trump problem, «das Endlösung der Trumpproblem.» Final solutions are neither legal nor moral, but they are final, which is all anti-Trumpers are interested in. In this way, they can achieve their aim without demolishing any more of our justice system, which is what they are doing now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_Bulger