For years conspiracy theorists have speculated that Joe Biden is merely a figurehead, and the Deep State is really in charge. But who makes up the Deep State? The heads, or former heads, of the CIA and FBI? George Soros and his family? Whoever took over the Sinaloa Cartel now that El Chapo is in prison? The boss of the Chicago Outfit?

But now it is all too clear. Far from running the country, Joe Biden is lucky to control his own bowels. The head of the Deep State is Mr. Doody.