Question: If it is true that Joe Biden is unfit to run for President, then how is he fit to serve as President? We are not talking only about who will be President at noon on Jan. 20, 2025. We are also talking about who will be President next week.

What symbol is most appropriate for the President of the United States? The Presidential Seal, which we see on the front of the lectern when the President speaks? The Presidential Flag, which we see behind the President when he speaks? The bald eagle? No, the symbol most appropriate is the fork. Stick it in, because he’s done.

That’s sad, you say. No, what was sad was putting Biden up as a presidential candidate in 2020, when those around him knew he was not the man he had been only a few years before. What was sad was a concerted media campaign – not to say conspiracy – to conceal increasing evidence of Biden’s dementia. The Prime Minister of Italy leading him back to the G7 meeting when he wandered off was only one example. No, the cover-up was sad. It was disgraceful. Recognizing the truth is an unfortunate necessity.

Now the only question remaining is what kind of fork – dinner, salad, or dessert? Based on the importance of this event, I would say a serving fork, the bigger the better.