Hezbollah boasts its Iranian rocket killed 11 Jewish kids on a soccer field in the Golan Heights. But then Hezbollah says “It wasn’t us” when the dead kids are found to be Druze Arabs.

The history and beliefs of the Druze are interesting but irrelevant to this question. The relevant fact is that Hezbollah, like Hamas, seeks to kill Jews. But as the old saying goes, once a bullet is fired, the motive of the shooter is irrelevant. The bullet goes where the laws of physics dictate. The same is true of rockets.

Sorry, Hezbollah. You killed the wrong kids. You need to check your targeting information more carefully. Or at all. If you can’t find Jews in Israel, maybe you need a new chief of intelligence.

But please, Hezbollah, don’t execute the old chief. Send him over here. With his sense of direction, we could use him in the Secret Service. Then, when Trump was due to appear in Butler, Pennsylvania, he would show up in Sand Point, Idaho. The rally would be a bust, but Trump’s ear would be intact.