Conor McGregor Speaks, Best Shut Up And Listen

“As famed Irish professional mixed martial artist — and potential future leader of his own nation — Conor McGregor posted soon after the assassination attempt: “A 78-year-old multiple billionaire he should be on a yacht on the med touring golf courses. But he is not. He is in Pennsylvania spitting out bullets! Running for the love of his country! God speed Donald! God bless the United States.”

McGregor would feel even more positively about Trump if he remembered that Trump’s mother, Mary Ann McLeod Trump, was born on the Scottish Isle of Lewis, where the first language is Gaelic. Trump probably spent his early years hearing Gaelic. That would warm any Irishman’s heart.