Bodyguard Firms Deluged By Worried Corporate Execs

Left: Murderer of United Healthcare CEO takes aim at his back.
Right: The thought of murdering the CEO apparently is pleasing. But could the killer be a woman?

Report: Security firms are overwhelmed by corporate executives requesting bodyguards. Think twice before treating customers and employees like crap? Sounds like a plan.

Prediction: Despite their excellent training and extensive experience, former Secret Service agents will not top the list of prospective bodyguards. It’s like a sports coach. He may have an outstanding record in the past, but if he lost his last five games, his job is in jeopardy. If you plot career path on a graph, the Secret Service line is sloping down, way down.

Just a thought: A smiling killer is more frightening than a frowning one, and much more creepy.