Who Is That At The Door?

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One and one are two
Two and two are four
Who is that knocking?
It's Colonel Colt at the door.

You may not know him
But he's always your friend
Others may leave you
But he's there till the end.

He's heavy and noisy
Not slim and light
But you're grateful to feel him
If you get into a fight.

He doesn't come from Austria
Or some foreign land
He's from Hartford, Connecticut
And feels good in your hand.

So don't give up hope
When the mob comes to call
Just rely on the colonel
And we'll have a ball.
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