Breaking: Two National Guard Troops Shot, Critically Wounded Near White House

Earlier reports that the Guardsmen were killed apparently were incorrect. So although the two West Virginia troops won’t be home for Thanksgiving, we hope they will be coming home at all.

But we will NOT be thankful for the “progressives” who thought shooting Trump in the head was jolly good fun, and who regretted only that the would-be assassin did not have better aim.

And we will NOT be thankful for the major league strangeos who keep posting pictures of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Lenin, and even Little Rocket Man on X. Their notion of role models is too bizarre for sane individuals to fathom.

And we surely will NOT be grateful for those who condone sedition and mutiny in the armed forces, thus denigrating the devotion to duty of those whose blood is drying on the streets of our nation’s capital.

To all those to whom we will NOT be grateful, we wish a holiday greeting of “Go Get Stuffed.”