Captain Kelly Boasts About His Military Record

Yes Sir, Captain. Your record is impressive. Mine is much less distinguished, though I was involved in a fatal vehicle accident in the Army Reserve, and have the scars to prove it.

Still, I don’t misuse my record to excuse advocating disobedience of the civilian commander-in-chief. Even the most distinguished record cannot excuse sedition and mutiny. Begging the Captain’s pardon, Sir.