Intelligent People

From the internet: Representative Ilhan Omar visits the new mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani. She asks him how he became so successful in such a short time.

Mamdani replied, “I surround myself with intelligent people.” He illustrated by phoning Bill Clinton.

“Hey Bill,” Mamdani said, “Here’s a riddle. He is your father’s son, but he’s not your brother. Who is he?”

Without hesitation Clinton answered, “It’s ME.”

Mamdani turned to Omar and remarked, “See, that guy’s really sharp.”

Omar returned to Minnesota and phoned Governor Tim Walz.

“Hey Tim, here’s a riddle. He’s your father’s son, but he’s not your brother. Who is he?”

Walz hemmed and hawed, and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”

“You idiot!” Omar exclaimed. “It’s Bill Clinton.”