“Ayatollahs Use Israeli Bullets.” Wait, What?

Report on X: “Israeli bullets” found in dead Iranian anti-regime demonstrators.

Oh, I see. The ayatollahs’ regime lacks ammunition and must buy it from the Israelis? Moreover, there are bullets that only Israelis use. What, you can’t shoot them on the Sabbath? They have tiny hats?

So the Joooz are to blame for what the ayatollahs do? But on the other hand, the demonstrators are Israeli agents. This means that the wily Joooz are so cleaver that they are killing themselves just to confuse everyone.

Logic? We don’t need no stinkin’ logic. We’ve got bigotry.