Caitlin Clark Should Change Her Name

It looks like the probability of getting competent officiating in the WNBA is approaching zero. So the simplest solution to the problem is for Clark to go to court and change her name. If her destiny is to be a punching bag, she should call herself Caitlin Everlast. At least this would satisfy the Truth In Advertising Law.

But can you imagine Caitlin getting an endorsement from Everlast? No, it would not be as lucrative as Nike. But picture the fans chanting “Everlast! Everlast!” every time Caitlin is beaten up. Still, it might not work. You can’t shame a league that has no shame.