Menu for Dem Party banquet (no substitutions):
Breakfast tacos Jill Biden, with Salsa Falsa
Word salad Kamala, thoroughly tossed
Chowder a la Joe Biden, we’re all in the soup now
Chicken with military dressing, guaranteed organic
Pork congressional, we dish it out
Souffle Jan. 6, no loud noise or it collapses
Apple pie (cancelled, too American)
