“‘Pastor Story Hour’: Ministers Take Bible-Based Picture Books To Local Libraries Amid ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ Craze.” Help! Police! Separation of church and state! Christian nationalism! White supremacy! Save us!

We can do what we want with your children, and you must shut up. Don’t you get it? They’re really OUR children. You just feed and clothe them until they’re old enough to join the official youth group and learn to march properly. That’s what every tyrant and cult leader does: Alienate children from their parents. Why are you surprised?