Three US Customs and Border Protection agents shot, one fatally, boarding smuggling boat near Puerto Rico. Thousands of pounds of drugs including lethal fentanyl cross border. Over 100,000 die of overdoses. Immigrants cross border waving their national flags. Mayorkas: “The border is secure.” How do you parody a parody?
File under L for Laws faithfully executed, not. Cross-file under H for Homeland security, parody of. As Yoda would say, the self-destruction is strong in these creatures.