The Doc Holliday Rules

By | July 1, 2013 | 0 Comments


Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona

In the film “Tombstone,” lawman Wyatt Earp, his brothers, and his friend Doc Holliday confront a violent outlaw gang. But Doc has tuberculosis − of which he will die at age 36 − and should be resting. A member of the posse asks Holliday why he is exerting himself. Doc explains, “Wyatt’s my friend.” The man objects, “Hell, I’ve got lots of friends.” Doc replies, “I don’t.” Here we have the First Doc Holliday Rule:

When trouble comes, it’s not how many friends we have that counts − it’s what kind of friends they are.

This is relevant to what we call “coalitions.” Some members of the coalition in Afghanistan send only a few hundred troops. Even worse, some of these troops do not patrol at night, do not go into “hot” zones, and fire only when fired upon. That is, even if they spot a Taliban leader, they do nothing if they aren’t fired upon first.
This concept of a “coalition” accords more with the posse member’s idea of friendship than with Doc’s. The concept is so broad that it includes all acquaintances except actual enemies. It bears no relation to loyalty. On the other hand, we have the Brits. They accord more with Doc’s concept of friendship − those who are there when we really need them, even if the situation is dangerous, and even if they are in a weakened condition.
Then we have so-called “friends” who get us into trouble, not out of it. Take the situation in Libya. The Europeans, especially the French, urged military action against Qaddafi’s brutal regime. But because of decades of military decline, they were too weak to take on even a third-rate power, so again they depended on America to do the heavy lifting. As a result, Qaddafi is dead, but Libya is now a base for Al Qaeda.
And now there is a similar situation in Syria. Assad’s tyrannical regime is using nerve gas on rebels, who themselves are terrorists allied with Al Qaeda. As Henry Kissinger said regarding the Iran-Iraq war, it’s a pity both sides can’t lose. Nevertheless, the violence may spread to neighboring nations. So who is sending Marines to Jordan in an effort to prevent this? You guessed it – the United States.
As Mark Steyn observed, “You can have massive welfare or a credible military, but not both.” Europeans found this out years ago. It worked for them – they enjoyed the welfare while America provided the defense. We have yet to discover this sad fact. But if we continue cutting our military, we will be forced to confront it. Then who will provide defense for us?
But back to “Tombstone.” Wyatt Earp is challenged by Johnny Ringo, an unstable killer. Earp knows that Ringo is faster on the draw, yet feels honor-bound to meet him. But as Ringo is waiting at the appointed place, who should show up but Doc Holliday.
Ringo insists that he has no quarrel with Holliday. Doc reminds him that they challenged each other. Ringo protests, “I was only fooling about.” Doc replies, “I wasn’t.” They proceed with the gunfight, and Ringo comes out second best. Here we come to the Second Doc Holliday Rule:

In matters of life and death, the first thing to decide is whether the person is serious or just pretending. And if he is serious, it is best to be careful.

It is essential to decide whether the other party is serious, but it is equally essential to decide whether we are serious. Sending our young people into a life-and-death struggle without being serious about it is a sin − and even worse for a nation, it is a mistake. Half a war is an oxymoron, and those who try to engage in one are real morons.
It is impossible to have half a gunfight. Johnny Ringo wasn’t serious about the challenge, but Doc was. It takes only one side to make a fight. If the other party isn’t serious, he can lose just as badly. The runner-up doesn’t get a silver medal – he gets six feet of dirt.
President Obama declares that he doesn’t want “perpetual war,” but he doesn’t understand that the choice isn’t his to make. If extremist Muslim terrorists continue attacking us, Obama’s desires will be of no significance whatever. Narcissists imagine that the world revolves around them. Realists know better.
The United States has engaged in several armed conflicts since World War II, but we haven’t unequivocally won any of them. In part, this may be because our very existence hasn’t been threatened since World War II. But in part, this may also be due to the fact that in none of these conflicts did we formally declare war − so we did not fully understand we were in a war, and were not really determined to win.
President Obama talks about “winning the future,” a flatulent phrase of unknowable meaning. But he never talks about winning the war we are fighting − or rather, the war our armed forces are fighting. Instead, he talks about ending the war “responsibly,” hardly an inspiring expression. Imagine Churchill or Roosevelt declaring that they intended to end World War II “responsibly.” You can’t picture it? My point exactly.
If people claim, “It’s not our grandfathers’ war,” I reply, “No, we’re not our grandfathers.” They knew what they were fighting for − to preserve Western civilization. We’re not sure what Western civilization is, much less that we want to fight to preserve it. Yes, it is our grandfathers’ war. It’s just slower paced and requires more patience. Patience was never an American strongpoint, but now we need it.
The Constitution gives Congress the power to declare war, but does not specify any words to be used. It could be argued that when Congress approved the use of military force in Korea, in Vietnam, in the Gulf War, in Afghanistan, and in Iraq, in effect Congress declared war. This makes sense logically, but not psychologically. The purpose of declaring war is not only to let the world know, but also to let ourselves know.
This is similar to taking an oath when we join the military or become a public official. The purpose of the oath is to make the solemnity of the obligation crystal clear to the person undertaking it. The purpose of a formal declaration of war is to make the gravity of the act crystal clear to everyone, especially to those in charge.
Movies, like all art, are not meant to provide a precise picture of reality, but to reflect and clarify some aspects of reality. “Tombstone” did not show us exactly what happened during the gunfight at the OK Corral. It did something far more important. It showed us the value of true friends, and it emphasized the difference between being deadly serious and merely fooling about.
The world has changed remarkably since the days of Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. But some things haven’t changed at all. The value of true friends hasn’t changed, nor has the importance of recognizing them and treating them accordingly. This lesson we seem to have forgotten. Our best friends through two World Wars, Korea, the Gulf War, Afghanistan, and Iraq are the Brits.
But how has President Obama treated the Brits? On entering the Oval Office, he removed the bust of Churchill the Brits sent us after 9/11 and gave it back. He ostentatiously snubbed Prime Minister Gordon Brown. He gifted Queen Elizabeth with an iPod, and Brown with a set of DVDs of movies − DVDs which could not be viewed on European players. But Obama bowed before the Saudi king.
How long would Wyatt Earp have lasted in Tombstone, if he had insulted Doc Holliday, but shown weakness before Johnny Ringo and his outlaw gang? How long would he have lasted, if he had been unable to distinguish between people who were serious and people who were just fooling about?
Like it or not, we have been cast in the role of Wyatt Earp. Like him, we too have reluctantly put on the badge of lawman in a lawless and dangerous world. We too have many faults, as do our friends. But despite these faults, we alone have the capability to stand up to the outlaws.
The question is this: Like Wyatt Earp, do we also have the courage and steadfastness to stand up to outlaws? Or, unlike Earp, are we so busy apologizing for our faults, and so occupied with distancing ourselves from our friends and being submissive to our enemies, that we have no time or energy left for fighting evil?
Finally, we have the Third Doc Holliday Rule:

Loyal friends are hard to find. Some, like Doc, are taken from us far too soon. Others we are blessed to have for many years. But there is no way to know this in advance, so we need to cherish them while we can. 

Hills of Eternity Cemetery, Colma, California

This is an updated version of a prior column. Contact: You are welcome to publish or post these articles, provided that you cite the author and website.

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